Deck Analysis: Gyarados (1st Place BR report included)

by Austino ~ October 4th, 2010.

Austino's GyaradosYes, the angry dragon/eel/fish is STILL here and kickin’ (or splashing, rather)! Over the past few weeks of going through old tournament reports and decklists, I remembered how well Gyarados has treated me every time I’ve played it. However, I had a small issue with the deck concerning the recent rotation. The exclusion of Claydol (GE), Night Maintenance, and Felicity’s Drawing were something of a hindrance to the efficiency of the deck. Sure, there are cards like Uxie and Volkner’s Philosophy that could fill in, but would it work? Some….no, MANY have completely written of Gyarados until Junk Arm and Rescue Energy are released. While I agreed with the assumptions that the deck won’t work without Felicity’s/Claydol for a while, I quickly found that the deck can not only still fully function without them, but THRIVES in a format with trainer lock where using supporters is required as well as a pokemon that can FISH (har har, puns) them out of your deck.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “What are you going to do against Vileplume, scrub? Good luck winning when you can’t play SSU, Communications, Poketurns, and most importantly, your rescues, which Gyarados hinges on.” This is a very valid argument for not running the deck, but the key to victory lies in Dialga G Lv. X. Yeah, DGX as some call it gives Gyarados the edge it needs in a meta full of trainer locks whether it’s from Spiritombs or Vileplumes. I initially thought Floatzel GL Lv. X was a more solid play, not requiring me to run recovery cards, but G’dos is also about NOT being KO’d (thanks to super scoop ups), and another pokemon with Lightning weakness is no fun. When you combine the 1-1 DGX along with 3 warp energy, you can get it out relatively quickly and continue your beatdown on some of the most played decks in the format right now. While it doesn’t help the SP matchup in the slightest, you should be able to do well against them anyway, considering you OHKO them while they are typically forced to take cheap prizes around gyarados as well as the occasional Trash Bolt/Lucario OHKO. The SP matchup hasn’t really changed as much post rotation, I’d put it at an even 50-50 because so much of the matchup depends on who can keep up the stream of KO’s as well as the use of Expert Belt on G’dos’ side of the field. Regimove also plays a huge factor, allowing Gyarados to take a prize nearly every turn, barring Power Sprays.

I was also asked to discuss the relevance and efficiency of Volkner’s Philosophy as a Felicity’s Drawing substitute. Yes, Volkner is a moody guy, nowhere nearly as cheerful as Felicity, and he makes it clear that he doesn’t care that you can only discard one Magikarp with his “Philosophy”. Aside from the 1 card discard, Volkner’s can do wonders for the deck. Judge is a commonly played card right now, and getting rid of G’dos’ large hand for a measly 4 can suck, especially when holding onto those recovery cards you need. Volkner’s can not only get rid of a trash card from your hand, but also let you keep the good cards while drawing until you have 6, which is pretty good for not having claydol. The other reason it still works is because you need 3 magikarp in the discard. Regice can take care of 2 while Volkner’s drops the 3rd, still getting the same amount of discard *required* to set up, but not necessarily drawing as many cards mid-late game as Felicity’s would.

One last note before posting the list is the importance of Warp Energy. Between Bright Looks, Luring Flames, Sleep Inducers (Froslass GL), Reversals, and starting with Regice or Dialga G X, Warp Energy has saved my bacon several times. It can also be used to get out of a Status Condition such as Paralysis, Poison, Sleep, Confusion, etc. It also comes in handy when getting Gyarados back to the bench so that you can Psychic Restore back into the deck for late-game Set Up. The main reason it’s so essential in the current list is really to get your DGX to the bench safely after you level up, though.

Gyarados
4 Magikarp
3 Gyarados
4 Sableye
1-1 Dialga G X
1 Regice
2 Crobat G
2 Uxie
1 Azelf

4 Pokemon Collector
4 Volkner’s Philosophy
3 Bebe’s Search
2 Cynthia’s Feelings
4 Super Scoop Up
4 Poketurn
4 Pokemon Rescue
2 Pokemon Communication
2 Expert Belt
1 Luxury Ball
1 VS Seeker
3 Broken Time Space

4 Darkness Energy (Special)
3 Warp Energy

Battle Road in Tom Bean, TX on 10-3-2010 | 5 Rounds / Top 4

Round 1: Shuppet
He starts off by Fading Out 30 to my sableye, promoting his uxie, with regice benched on his side. I impersonate and start setting up, by turn 2 I was swinging with Gyarados for 80 via 2 karps in discard + expert belt and took the game on turn 4.
1-0

Round 2: Machamp
I’m not one for making excuses, but I think I was destined to lose this one. I open Sableye to his Machop. I bench Azelf and Time Walk to find 2 Magikarp and Regice having a little pity-party in my prizes, great…He pulls T1 Machamp while I flail (yeaaaah puns) around with 1 Magikarp in the discard smacking him for 50 thanks to expert belt. He levels up, KO’s my G’dos, and even though I manage to take 3 prizes, he hits a Warp Point for the game.
1-1

Round 3: Jumpluff/Vileplume/Sunflora
He gets set up quickly thanks to Spiritombs and Sunfloras, but I start abusing Sableye’s ability to set up thanks to supporters and continually Regimove out of Tombs until I have DGX benched and Gyarados swinging for 90+ for OHKO’s. He hits an energy drought 5 turns in and I swept from there out.
2-1

Round 4: Tech.dec (Garchomp C, Drifblim FB, Umbreon, Mewtwo)
His deck was completely teched out to consistently beat Gengar, SP, and Vileplumes, but not Gyarados. I had a T1 gyarados swinging for 60 for a while. (I kept the other ‘Karp and a G’dos in my hand for when my current one died from poison to ensure I could still keep a Gyarados out). Once I had the next one swinging for 90+ I swept the rest of the game.
3-1

Round 5: Garchomp Box
His deck was a straightforward Garchomp -6 turn/6 prize-rush deck. He starts first with Ambipom G/DCE Snap Attack on my Crobat G start. I collector for Sableye + Crobat G, attach SP Dark and Expert Belt to Sableye, Flash Bite his Ambipom G, and OverconfiDONK.
4-1

Top 4: Kingdra/Tomb
Game 1: We go down to 1-1 prizes where my well placed Flash Bites win me the game
5-1

Game 2: I take a huge prize lead and Flash Bites + Expert Belt OHKO’s on his Kingdras are too much for him.
6-1

Top 2: Blaziken FB/Garchomp C
Game 1: Within the first 2 turns, he Jet Shoots my Sableye, but I pull off a Gyarados with one ‘Karp in the discard via Volkner’s followed by a Flash Bite for a crucial return KO out of nowhere. I set up from there on out as we trade prizes. He knows I run Warp Energy, so he avoids relying on Luring Flame. We go down to 1-1 prizes back and forth until he knows I can Regimove for my last prize and we go to game 2.
7-1

Game 2: I get a faster (full) set up and take a small prize lead but he manages to catch up and make it a close game. He used all 4 Power Sprays to keep me from double Flash Bite-ing his Garchomp C X down to 90 HP since I couldn’t hit an expert belt to save my life. I had to Regimove each turn to take prizes, allowing him to Dragon Rush 4 times in a row. Eventually, his sprays ran out and I hit the 90 HP to KO his Chomp C X taking us down to 1-1 prizes again. He uses Set Up for 5, but whiffs his 2nd Chomp C X (which would give him the win), so he promotes Blaziken FB, attaches a Fire energy and Luring Flames up my Regice. I reveal my Warp Energy and I take the win.
8-1

It was a great tournament and I was glad to see 5 rounds with a full Top Cut for a BR. Feel free to discuss your thoughts on the deck, criticism is always welcome when rational. Hopefully the article can at least put to rest some of the speculation regarding Gyarados’ viability, but I certainly wouldn’t expect that these results are completely typical across the board for everyone. Thanks for reading!

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  • Ed

    It’s funny that we ended up playing Gyarados on the same day. I’m glad to hear that your result with it was better than mine. I threw the deck together Sat night and hadn’t played it at all before the BR. I ran the Dialga Lv. X like you had mentioned to me, but I never saw a single PokeBody to shut off.

    • Anonymous

      I only got to use it once, but it was pretty crucial. I’d put it as the equivalent of running a mewtwo counter in SP…It’s generally un-needed, but saves you when you do and can get you into top cut when you’d have lost without it.

  • Anonymous

    Dialga G in a gyarados is highly unusual. Never heard of it before, but if you do have a lot of trainer lock in your area, its an ingenious play.

    Warp Energy is crucial in this deck, and it was of the most under-rated cards.

    Austino, did you get to test the Unown (Dark) in here, would that do anything for the deck?

    • Anonymous

      I don’t like running too many pokemon that I wouldn’t want to start with. The other factor in not running Unown Dark is that it could distract me from going for a setup and focusing on trying to donk.

      It’s also a dead draw after T1 that clutters bench.

      • Ed

        There was one game for me where an Unown Q would have won me the game. I think it’s kinda the same way. I’ve considered cutting a Dark Energy for an Unown Dark, but I just don’t want to have the liability of having to use the Unown any other way (like starting it). So, excluding either Unown Q or DARK gives a lower chance of donk, but that’s not the focus of the deck. I have been contemplating how to make a Sabledonk deck using the DARK, though. I’ve just not put much thought into that Stupid Deck Idea, yet.

    • Are you retarded? Warp Energy has always been in Gyarados. Dialga G is hardly “ingenious” more like _______ obvious.

      • Anonymous

        Can you learn to compose yourself? Sorry your accomplishments or lack thereof are causing you to post like an envious teenage girl.

        I’ve ran 3 Warp Energy since S/P/T’s last season, yes it’s standard.

        As far as Dialga G goes, just because something is an obvious choice, doesn’t mean it always works well (straight toxitank.dec? AmphyTric?). It’s more along the lines of something that’s required to keep G’dos from being anally violated by Vileplume/Spiritomb.

        • Ed

          Heh Heh. And that was AFTER I edited his post.

        • RAFUCKINDU

          We’ve known about and played Dialga in gayrados since before states last year. It was an obvious out to cursegar, yea 1-1 dialga 3-4 warp energy, nice to know you figured it out too, just about year late, _______ scrub. P.S. I’m not gonna say we came up with it, we got the idea from Ross Cowthon, and infinitely better player than anyone who posts here, myself included.

          • Ed

            Why did you need to get the idea from Ross if it was so obvious?

          • Anonymous

            Because Radu talks the talk, but can’t walk the walk. It’s funny that he calls me a scrub when he thinks that you need dialga g against cursegar. Anyone who knows how to play Gyarados just drops 2 karps in the discard and KO’s spiritombs the entire game for prizes or until they realize that dropping tombs is pointless, allowing you to play trainers.@ RaduA year late? How about when it’s needed? Keep thinking we haven’t tried Dialga G in G’dos if that makes you feel superior. We didn’t run it last season out of not *needing* it. Blissey Prime was a better candidate over Dialga G and I still didn’t run that either. Same with Floatzel GL….each are obvious combos with Gyarados, but doesn’t mean they are suited for the meta. You’re quick to insult, but the last to think, which is a shame, i kind of expected better out of you. Then again, you apparently just get your ideas from others and cling to a false sense of superiority. Like a Viagra for your ego. Too bad you can’t get it up on your own : (The scrub comment is also quite amusing. I certainly have no accomplishments like 2nd place CO Regionals, Top Cut both states last season (7-0 swiss as well), multiple BR and CC wins, and top cut every Nationals I’ve been to. Oh, and I’ve only played 2 seasons. Thanks! I’d hate to actually be some scrub who flies out to UT to play one guy, totally not insecure like that guy at all.

          • RAFUCKINDU

            There is no sense, i am supperior. Oh wow second regionals how awesome, I feel like i did that at the first regionals i ever played in. Wow top cutting two states, I topped every states i’ve ever played in. Scooping to friends in finals before. And yea I got my stack of victory medals and cities medals don’t worry about that. ____ I hadn’t played in tournament before, no i hadn’t played a single game of modified pokemon in my life, and 3 years ago I built a flygon deck walked into a cities(as a master i might add) and wiped the floor with everyone. Your are _______ trash even scrubs get lucky some times be proud of winning your 4 round swiss, cut to top 2 10 man tournament. No, if ross thinks dialga was warranted i don’t need to think. He’s a phenom, you’re trash, he’s right, you’re wrong its that simple no thinking needed. And why the ____ are we talking about gayrados, even though its my auto loss regardless of what I play, that deck was trash after states of last year and its even worse now. Play SPVARIENT OR GENGARVARIENT, IF YOU WIN WITH ANYTHING ELSE YOU ARE LUCK INCARNATEAlso about utah, ____ its not my fault my god brother and his parents live there, and we vist for christmas, but getting a chance to play against(and beat) the player who was at the time the top ranked in the world(I might be wrong about this he might have been second or third) was a prop not gonna lie.

          • Anonymous

            This guy is hilarious!

          • Ed

            He would agree.

          • Anonymous

            Those credentials don’t mean anything unless you played in worlds.

          • Anonymous

            Couldn’t afford last season

          • Anonymous

            What about in san diego? Did u even qualify?

          • Anonymous

            San Diego was my first season of play.

          • Anonymous

            Me too, but i played in worlds that year.

          • Ed

            Now Jon, why would you bring that up? Oh, I know. It’s because you want to point out that you’re better, because you played in Worlds. There. I did it for you. Did you qualify via ratings invite? Might you regale us with some tale about how it went once you made it in?

          • RAFUCKINDU

            You know what ill take scrubbing in worlds over being a scrub and not playing in it anyday. Yea’s lets put it this way worlds or GTFO.

          • Ed

            Which of those two did you opt for this past season?

          • Anonymous

            Whatever you gotta tell yourself to justify doing terribly, LOL.

          • Anonymous

            You want the tale here it is. So i fly into san diego thinking im the greatest, i play a bad sp deck with three sp energy, but with my super skill in this game i manage to place in the grinder so i could play in the world tournament. There you have it. The grinder is also considered the second hardest tourney of the year. Theres your proof that im better than u

          • Anonymous

            Whatever you gotta tell yourself to justify doing terribly, LOL.

            Seems like Team Busted or w/e they call themselves are full of excuses, which makes them hating on others even more hilarious.

          • Anonymous

            Justify doing terribly? Playing in worlds is a huge achievement right there. I think UMAD that you are not good enough to play in worlds.

          • Anonymous

            Difference between being good enough and being able to afford, haha. Dominating every event besides Nats gave me an invite.

          • Anonymous

            Fact of matter is that u suck because you didn’t play in worlds.

          • Anonymous

            Yep, $8k per semester keeping from $1200 trip to HI means I suck at pokemon! Great logic, maybe you should attend schooling, LOL

          • Anonymous

            how big was your Nats? and States etc.

          • Anonymous

            2010 Regionals

            Thomas Veazie 4-3
            Jon Nichols 4-3
            Michael Slutsky 4-3

            Radu didn’t even make Cut either, LOL. I don’t even have to mention what word comes to mind.

            *hint: rhymes with ‘grubs’

          • Anonymous

            lol good one

          • Anonymous

            Lol look at 2009 regional and our names.

          • Anonymous

            How many rounds was at your Regionals?

          • Anonymous

            7 swiss

  • Anonymous

    I’ve been contemplating a Q as well. VS Seeker could come out for it.

  • Anonymous

    Add an extra crobat G instead of Unown G. Gets you 10HP down but isn’t an ugly starter or bench sitter.

  • Anonymous

    Again, highly amusing! Quick to insult, but last to think is probably the best description for you, Radu.

    Unown Q is useful, but at the same time, one more 30HP liability that I’ve never *needed*. You don’t have to waste warp energies to retreat, one dark suffices for most of the deck, and your attacker doesn’t require energy to attack, so most of your energy post T1 is excess anyway. Why devote a slot for a possible T1 donk when you could simply stick with consistency? Doesn’t make it a scrub move, makes it a smart play. I don’t have to worry about an Uxie donking my lone Unown Q when I don’t require Unown Q to begin with. VS seeker has come in much more handy than a Q would.

    It’s sad to see that your ignorance blinds you from recognizing the relevance of certain decks and what goes into them. I’m not “hating” on you for bashing my lists, but because you act like an imbecile on EVERY board you post. I’ve never seen you post anything constructive, and I only see your d*#@hole attitude blatantly screaming out “I’m completely insecure about myself, my jew-fro, and my prinplup doll that I’ll lash out attempting to put others down to cover up the fact that I’m not really the facade that I hide behind.”

    Here’s some facts for you to remember before you post:
    ~When someone does well with something, it obviously isn’t bad/scrub/terrible. Maybe not great, but not the three you constantly mention.
    ~Having an idea and the ability to implement it successfully are two entirely different things.
    ~Metas are different accross the nation.
    ~Just because someone doesn’t play/plays a card you think should/shouldn’t be in a list, doesn’t make them less of a player, it means they can read their meta.
    ~Use tact. People disregard what you say when it sounds like it came from the mouth of a prepubescent middle-schooler learning to curse.

    Maybe with a tiny bit of social etiquette people may respect you as a player and person.

  • Ed

    See

  • RAFUCKINDU

    Ill give you that we, me especially, did poorly last regionals, actually all of last year after cities. That being said poorly for me is not getting at least top4 in a tournament. I missed top at regionals by tie breakers which I can’t control but, no sour grapes, should have 6-1’d it anyways. Also my nat performance was atrocious, I was trying to play rouge against my best judgment and scrubbed. However, with all that i’m still amazing i’ll take than bad season into account and say that my tournament win ratio to tournaments played is down from 50% to 33%. Why is it that im not a scrub? Because I don’t broadcast every awful, stupid, and irrelevant idea I have as well as tier two decks regardless of weather or not they can win small ____ tourneys, on online forums, like you, pikkdogds and everyone else on this and every other public pokemon site do, to “help” the playerbase. ____ the player base, if they find this ____ helpful they like you are worthless. The only enjoyable and relevant articles ever posted on any site are either Tournament reports of world/nats by their winners, or articles that have nothing to do with actual gameplay, like Ness’s top players or top cards of all time.(a few exceptions). So ____ you scrubs. Also I got a question bro. Why do you play 3-4 gayrados? and why do you try to cheat at states and change your deck mid tournament? Oh well, you got what you deserved when all your ____ got stolen… just sayin’.

    • Anonymous

      Haha resorting to childish accusations, a sure sign of defeat. GG

      • RAFUCKINDU

        Did you feel defeated at states last year, where you got DQ’d for being a _______? Or let me ask a different when did you feel more defeated, when you got DQ’d, or when all your stuff was stolen? Did you cry a little I feel like it was adding insult to injury, and to the person who did that, I HAVE ALL THE RESPECT IN THE WORLD FOR YOU WHERE EVER YOU ARE. Or was it when your were a ________ and had your professorship taken away?

        • Anonymous

          Respect for a thief? Glad were close enough for you to let your true colors shine. If you honestly have “all the respect in the world” for a piece of **** thief then anything that you have to say is completely irrelevant anyway. You should try better to get at someone than making yourself look like a child I’m the process. It completely takes away from any substance your word has,

          • Anonymous

            Dude I respect robin hood, and the guy that stole from you is clearly a modern day robin hood. Like how did you not deserve it.Also i would like to point out that i never said you needed dialga last year to counter tomb, thats why you are a scrub, clearly you have other outs to that.

  • RAFUCKINDU

    Like honestly im curious that states weekend, how many new cuts did you make on your arms and inner thighs, I’ll be taking bets so wait a couple of days before you post the number.Here are the odds1.8 Between 2-81.6 Between 8-201.4 9001 or more1.1 None, he instead put out cigarettes on his testicles.Also Unown Q is broken in gayrados

  • Anonymous

    Won another br today with Gdos. 5 rds top 4

    • Ed

      Not with TOSSED? How sad. :)

    • Anonymous

      you must play in a bad state, or none of your good players show up to these.

      • Anonymous

        Two wins in two different states.

        Both 5 Rounds Top 4

        Bring on more excuses, “Mr. 4-3.”

  • RAFUCKINDU

    Im ___

    • RAFUCKINDU

      since when is ___ censored

  • Anonymous

    So i scrubbed at one tournament, no big deal. You still aren’t as good as me because of the simple fact that you didn’t play in worlds, after my first year of play. So get on my level. But if you think that winning some battle roads makes you good, then we should play for money.

    • Anonymous

      Your logic is still completely flawed. playing for money doesn’t make you good, it means you don’t mind taking risks. I’m certainly not opposed to taking your money though. B2o3 $20 works @ Nats. I haven’t just won Battle Roads, either, and winning battle roads isn’t what it’s about. It’s about that Gyarados is still a viable deck in the format and over 4 events (2 players at the same one) it hasn’t gotten less than 3rd. Doesn’t matter what event in the series it is, the deck works, and works well. You can’t seem to wrap your head around it. I don’t know if it’s a learning disability on your part or your teammates’ part, but you guys all miss the point of the entire post, which is about Gyarados, not my personal skill level. Any comments about me I’ve disregarded as your own jealousy and no matter what you say, it isn’t changing. Sorry that you guys don’t like hearing about someone doing better than you, even though it happens quite often…especially at your regionals…where you 4-3. I personally have never done worse than 5-2 at regionals and never missed top cut at Nats. Sure, I haven’t played in worlds, but that’s out of logical reasoning and smart resource management (I don’t live off of mommy and daddy’s paycheck), so no, I can’t afford a trip to HI while supporting myself at college.

      • Anonymous

        Weird cause my parents didnt pay for me to go to worlds. But i still went and i dont have a job, so you have no excuse not to go.

        • Anonymous

          “so you have no excuse not to go.”

          I guess you also don’t know how to read. $8000+ a semester doesn’t justify a $1200 trip to hawaii. It’s not about being able to, it’s about being mature enough to know when it’s worth it. When you grow up a bit, you’ll understand. Paying for my tuition and books is much higher on my priorities than going to Hawaii to watch you scrub out at a Pokemon tournament. I’ll be in SD this year though, seeing as it’s about half the price (compared to Hawaii).

          • RAFUCKINDU

            Lol awful player is awful. Clearly you don’t make any money off this game or you would have plenty to go. This game has pain for every trip i have been on with minimal contribution on my part. And yea my parents don’t pay for it im in college too blah blah blah, Its clear your bitter nothing else. Go ahead play Jon for cards ill LMAO, its the same result every time. He’ll act cocky, then whatever scrub is listening will get pissed and be like “he’s cocky im dumb sure ill play him for cards” then that person always tends too lose a ton of ____. And if it even looks like you have a minuscule chance of winning, well what can i say, cheat to win. Please go shoot yourself, you are clearly inferior to us. ____ anyone who thinks gyrados is viable is by definition a failure at life.

          • Anonymous

            You’re laughable! I love reading ignorant posts from you. I feel better about myself knowing that I don’t feel even slightly degraded by your child-like antics, but I am by no means discouraging you from more of them seeing as it’s highly amusing!

  • i dont know what the hell u would do against vilegar since they can lvl down ur dialga x. then ur ______.

    • Anonymous

      ~They KO Gyarados
      ~Pull dialga g active, level up
      ~Play recovery cards
      ~Poketurn Dialga G
      ~Attack with gyarados once again.

      This is ONLY if they can keep out gengar X, btw. Usually they can’t recover it more than once since most vilegar are only running one recovery card. Otherwise you just warp energy it back to the bench.

      • RAFUCKINDU

        Assuming you can even keep the dialga x in your hand scrub, thats the first thing ill have out of there. Then you can waste another turn with sableye to get it again i guess, and assuming i dont get rid of it again i still win the exchange. If I hit even one fainting spell heads the deck should never win. Anyways bad deck is bad player is bad ect. ect.

        • Anonymous

          You know what they say about assuming? It makes an ass out of you and you miss cut at regionals! ; )

          • Anonymous

            Wait wait who never played in worlds? You!
            Who got DQ’d at states? You did!
            Who got his collection stolen at the same states? You did! (BTW ill say it again major props to whoever did that)
            Who got his professorship taken away out of sheer stupidity? You did!
            Who’s a scrub? You are!

          • Anonymous

            “The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.”

            -William Penn

          • Anonymous

            Lol he posted what someone else said cause he has no response to this.

          • RAFUCKINDU

            Its cool dudes just bitter he didn’t play in worlds. The quote was about himself no worries.

  • Anonymous

    I posted what someone else said because it’s relevant. I could have just stole the quote and used it myself, but then I’d be on a lower level, and I have no desire to allow myself to stoop even closer to Radu’s insecurities. The only reason I care to feed his antics is from how much entertainment I get out of seeing him rage-up over my successes. It makes it especially amusing out of the highest level of hypocrisy he posts at.

    It’s a shame you stoop so low as to being the crony of someone as intellectually inferior to the general populous as Radu is. I kinda figured you would want to be your own person instead of slurping his **** in every one of your posts, but whatever floats your boat. Your attempts to emulate him are almost as amusing, but you try too hard at times.

  • RAFUCKINDU

    Why wasn’t my comment about how being a hypocrite isn’t bad posted?

    • Anonymous

      LOL you don’t have any control Radu! Probably because of how weak-minded you are. Maybe composure and some level of posting higher than a middle schooler would work for you if you gave it a shot.

      You can try to justify being a hypocrite all you like, the truth does hurt, doesn’t it? Go ahead and attempt to make yourself feel better about your insecurities by pretending it’s ok to act that way. We all see through you and any more attempts on your part are simply a huge joke on yourself. You’ve already been defeated.