Archive for March, 2012

Pikkdogs vs. Pedro: Is Playing Durant Dishonorable?

Monday, March 12th, 2012

A big hello to all you OHKOers out there.  This is Pikkdogs here with an opinion/debate article.  In this article I shall debate against my sidekick/nemesis Pedro.  Are you ready Pedro?

No, we gotta have our news article before we go on to the article. 

Alright let’s go. What do you got for us today?

Well, today we have news from TMZ.  TMZ is reporting that there is a Hulk Hogan sex tape that is being shopped around to different porn companies.  Do you like the idea of a Hogan sex tape Pikkdogs?

Of course I am a huge fan of the Hulkster, though I don’t know if I want to see a Hogan porn.

The Hulkster is known for telling boys and girls to eat your vitamins and say your prayers, not eatting-

Hey, this is a family website.

Is it?

Well, no, if it is you are in a pretty screwed up family.

I actually got a free preview of the tape, and I must say that it actually is a fairly good movie.  Everything was going well until “Rowdy” Roddy Piper comes in and hits Hulk with a steel chair.  Then, the” Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase

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Pikkdogs Pikks Three: States Edition: Thundurus, Virizion EP, and Battle City

Saturday, March 10th, 2012

A big hello to all you OHKOers out there, this is Pikkdogs here with a Pikk Three article.  As always, these articles are a three pack of card reviews.  One is on a popular card, the second is on a card that I think is under-rated, and the third is from a new or yet to be released set.  Before we go on to the reviews, let us first welcome my colleague from a different dimension, Pedro!

Hey Pikkdogs.

So, Pedro what do you got for us today.

Well today we have some news from DARPA.

The 90’s MTV cartoon?

No, that was Daria.  This is a government agency called the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

That is a horrible name for an agency.  I like the more classic and simple names like CIA and FBI.

I guess the guy who does the naming must have been sick that day.  Anyway, DARPA has announced that it has made a robot Cheetah that has broken the Robot Land Speed Record. 

I didn’t know they had a robot land speed record.
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Deck Discussion: Magnezone and Eelektrik

Thursday, March 8th, 2012

A big hello to all you OHKOers out there.  This is Pikkdogs here with my extra-dimensionary sidekick Pedro.  How are things going Pedro?

Going Well. 

What do you have for us today?

Well, today’s news comes from the world of American Football.  It seems like the Washington Redskins and the New Orleans Saints are under investigation for Bounty Hunting. 

Like Boba Fett?  Do they freeze quarterbacks in Carbonite?

Not exactly. 

So they are more like Samus from Metroid, when they fight  giant monsters.

Not quite that either. 

Oh, so they must be like real life bounty hunters like Dog the Bounty Hunter. Where they pick up people who are addicted to Crystal Meth.

Yes, that’s it.  The Redskins and the Saints are in trouble for picking up people on Crystal Meth.  Just start your article. 
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State’s Preview + Info On Your First States Trip.

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

A big hello to all you OHKOers out there.  This is Pikkdogs with an introduction to States/Province/Territory Championships 2012.  I will also add a bit about going to your first tournament at the end of the article.

An Introduction to States

Before we get to States, let’s take a look at how Cities ended.  I have already recapped Cities, so I won’t go too far into this.  But, we gotta cover it a little.  Cities started with strong performances by Zekrom and  some of the newer Noble Victories decks like Chandelure and Vanilluxe.  As Cities wore on, only Chandelure stayed on as a great deck.  We started seeing newer decks like Six Corners and CaKE.  While familiar decks like Donphan and Dragons and Reshiphlosion still saw some play.  The season ended with a domination by Durant.

We still expect some decks like Durant and Reshiphlosion to see some play, but the most talked about decks right now have cards from Next Destinies in them.  The most hyped card was of course Mewtwo EX, he is slated to be in almost every non-Durant deck that has a shot to win States.  Mewtwo is a fast card that can take over the …

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Deck Analysis: TMZ: Thundurus, Mewtwo EX, and the Zekroms. Also called Zekrom and Eels Deck.

Sunday, March 4th, 2012

A big hello to all you OHKOers out there.  This is Pikkdogs here with a deck analysis for you.  I am also joined by my extra-dimensionary sidekick Pedro.  How are you doing today Pedro?

Oh doing, well. 

Do you have a bit of news for us to talk about?

Sure.  We have a couple of bit of news from the entertainment world.  First, we have just learned that Lady Gaga will appear in the new Men in Black movie. Do you like the Men in Black movies Pikkdogs?

They were pretty good, kinda funny.  I would say that Lady Gaga is a pretty good hire for an Alien movie.

An Alien and Lady Gaga are two different things.  One is a disgusting looking creature that has tentacles all over………….and the other is an Alien. 

Good one, Pedro.  Now what’s the other news.

  Well, the other news is that ABC has announced who will be on the  new season of Dancing with the Stars.  The cast includes such people as actor Jaleel White, Packers receiver Donald Driver, the View host Sherri Sheppard, musical icon Gladys Knight, and Welsh singer Katherine Jenkins.  Any of those personalities interest you Pikkdogs?

Well I hate …

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Digging Up Bones: The Past, The Present, and the Future of Fossil Pokemon

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

A big hello to all you OHKOers out there.  This is Pikkdogs here with an article about Fossil Pokemon. Fossil Pokemon have almost always been in the game, and they have almost always been just a gimmick.  However, lately there have been some changes to the fossil gimmick and there will be more in the near future.  So, let’s take a quick overview of the fossils and find out if they will ever have a chance to be a good game mechanic.  But first, we must say hello to a good car mechanic, Pedro.

How’s it going Pikkdogs?  Wait, I am not a mechanic.

Of course you are, don’t you remember you said you would look at my hot rod.

Oh, that was something else.  Let’s just skip on to the opening segment of the article.  Foxnews.com is reporting that the Playboy Company and “space tourism company” Virgin Galactic are planning to create a space station.  The space station will be what Fox News is calling a “Cosmic Men’s Club.”  It will have a casino, a restaurant, and a zero gravity dancing floor.  The restaurant will serve meals delivered to your table by sexy waitresses wearing a Playboy Bunny costume

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Pedro’s Preview: “Analysis of the Top Decks from the European Challenge Cup” by Jak Armstead

Thursday, March 1st, 2012

Hello Earthlings, this is Pedro here.  While I usually help Pikkdogs with some articles, today I will give you a min-article of my own.  Pikkdogs will be back with an article tomorrow, if he doesn’t have a heart attack tonight or tomorrow, but this is a little bit that might be enough for you until that new article comes out. 

Just let me slip in my italics coverter to my Inter-Dimensionary Porthole……….all better.  There is a new premium article on www.propokemon.com.  To read the article and subscribe you can click here.  We here at onehitko like to give you an update on what the premium articles are like.  This gives you a better look at the site before you subscribe, and it gives some good promotion for ProPokemon. 

Like always, I will provide you an exclusive look at the article.  I don’t know much about the game, but I heard from Pikkdogs that it is actually a pretty cool article.  It gives you a good look at all the good decks that will be at States.  It even gives a good list of each deck.  So if you are tired of Pikkdogs and his crappy lists, …

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